Jay Swift

Dickhead » He/Him

Pendant Faggot who claims otherwise.

Usually the voice of reason but his competitiveness and desire to prove everyone else wrong often gets to the best of him. He assumes that everyone is as cynical as he is an has difficulty conceiving genuine people.

Relationships

Psyche Lea

Is both amused and disappointed with the great lengths she'll take to do as little work as possible

Evan Odd

Respects and worries for his unwavering optimism

August July

Actually doesn't mind hanging out with him when he's not being annoying

Likes

History and Politics
Anonymous Forums
Nitpicking Everything

Dislikes

Metrosexuals
Scratching Metal
Everything!!!